Comments from the back seat

The conversations I have with the boys when we are driving are pretty interesting...funny.... and most shouldn't be repeated! ;)

Tonight, we went to Ikea to do some window shopping.  John was so impressed with the bunk beds.  He kept asking SJ if he would sleep on the bottom with him and dad.  He didn't really understand that someone gets to sleep on top! :)  Anyways, we ended up buying a little table with 2 chairs for in Stephen's room. 
After Ikea we went to Nana and Papa's for a bedtime snack of popcorn and oranges.  The kids ran the circle in the backyard.  (Steve was just finishing mowing the lawn when we got there.  He cuts the lawn in a circle...) They also played on the swing set, in the sand box and with a little frog they caught.  Soooo much fun at Nana's- always!

When we were driving home, I was talking to the boys about how Ryan was at school.  Explaining what he does there; Daddy reads books, listens to his teacher, takes tests, uses his calculator...etc.
Then I said that he was going to be home soon and he would be very tired because he has to get up early and go to work.  I asked John to tell me about what daddy does at work.  Money books! Was shouted from the back seat.  I agreed, but I wanted to expand his answer.  So, I started naming other things Ryan does at work; John, daddy also sends emails, makes phone calls, works on his computer, goes to meetings... he does lots of things!  Every time I said something, John would agree by saying, yaaa and repeating the word (email/call...) I then asked John if he does anything else.  Right away he shouted, EAT! I agreed and asked, what else??  Then I heard, SHIT!! (It was so loud and clear... I was a bit worried because it was too clear....)  I responded, yes, he does sit, he sits at his desk and types emails! Good job John! John: NOOOO!!  SHIT!! Me: Yea, he sits, you are right John. John: DEUCE!  Me: He drinks juice?! Yea, I am sure he does sometimes at lunch!  John: Noo! SHIT! DEUCE! LOG! POOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!! MOM!   Me: Umm... yes John, he does go potty at work. (all I was thinking was, THANK GOODNESS WE ARE HOME!

Where do they learn these things?!  OY!